Of course it was – this is Gavz land! A place where time forgot, and was covered in snot, and held your life in a hot place….feeling interrupted and wasted and waiting in time suspended..
Submitted by: Karen

The Captain pulled out his trustworthy source of guidance and inspiration used in all such situation – not Robinson Crusoe but Austen’s Pride and prejudice. What would Darcy do? And if not Darcy, Mr Wickham?
Submitted by: Deryck

With his head stuck in a Pumpkin, the pirate was unable to see where he was going. Unfortunately a big wave hit the ship and he was knocked overboard, and into a whale’s open mouth.
Submitted by: Drew

Captain Corelli-Crevee first mate, Hiba was in the crows nest, keeping look out, “over there captain“ he called “A Scottish fella, who can it be?”
"That’s Tosh Hiba" replied the captain.
Submitted by: Neil

Tosha Hilba was a strange soul, he sailed the sea with no destination to be had or motive, he simply felt at ease there. Infact, he could very well be mistaken for some kind of seacreature for his appearance was that of a fish/man hybrid.
Submitted by: Daniel

…With a smooth, slender body and large, pouting lips - the kind of handsome ‘fish-hybrid’ looks that many a young wench would love to hook. But our hero only had eyes for the daughter of…
Submitted by: Lydia


“Shiver me tinders!” declared Captain Corelli-Crevee. His crew eye rolled; the Captain was always getting the pirate phrases wrong. “If it aint me ol’ matey, Tosh Hiba, the most lily livered landlubber known to man!”
Submitted by: Emma

The captain thought Tosha smelt really bad, but wanted some more company, and the Captain hoped Tosha could sail a boat! They carried on across the seas, when what should happen..
Submitted by: Mollie

Tosha jumped up and down with joy, as he saw his long, lost childhood sweetheart was sitting on its deck, smoking a pipe. "Simon!" He cried. Simon looked up, and a smiled at his lover...
Submitted by: Beth

“Tosha! Fancy seeing you.”. “Will you two stop and LOOK!” Tosha turned around dreamy eyed “Wh-aa-t?” “Aaa humungous wave,” the boat rocked violently. All of a sudden there was torrential downpour. Would they survive? …
Submitted by: Chloe

Bemused, the captain pulled the pumpkin from his head, and realised he was inside a whale! He had been dreaming… As he was wondering why there were always homosexual undertones to his slumbering thoughts, he...
Submitted by: Beth

  
Submitted by: Stephen

looked back ruefully over his deeply unimpressive piratical career - studded, as it was, with a string of failed hijackings, a somewhat pathetic mutiny, and only a single parrot, which had died of chronic seasickness
Submitted by: Piers


whipped a pistol from his knickers and shot the whales tonsils. Squirming and laughing the whale sneezed and blew him out and he landed on a turtles back. The turtle swam off to the
Submitted by: Rebecca

...suddenly realised that there was a small army of sea horses with tiny little instruments playing the score from HMS Pinafore. Before he could join in with the start of the 2^nd act...
Submitted by: James

A loud rumbling noise interrupted his thoughts. The floor shook and the concerto went flying. Grabbing his instrument he turned around, his eyes wide in disbelief. Could it really be the mysterious…
Submitted by: Cathy

RUMBLE BELLY WATER HORSE! A big purple eared one! With shiny blue scaly skin, friendly but always hungry, his belly disturbed a thousand seas in a second! He needed something to cover his ears so…………
Submitted by: Alexandra

He put in his ipod headphones with the London Philharmonic Orchestra playing, put on his 3D glasses to get the full effect of this wonderous creature, as it soared out of the endless ocean.
Submitted by: Tiffany


He intuitively reached out for something to jam in his ears. Ironically the tiny sea horses were a perfect fit! - Once inserted, he then regained his composure enough to notice a sliver of light.
Submitted by: Ian


Failing to realise how powerful their sting was, he grabbed two jellyfish and jammed them in his ears. It was too late, the jellyfish injected their potentially lethal sting and his ears began to swell…
Submitted by: Jessie

Jellyfish, cunning creatures, unleashed a revengeful yet fascinating trick. Whispering, they caused his dizzied body to fall, unintentionally, on the steaming nose of the humanoid OilFace, who was obstructing the great JellyMama’s open mouth.
Submitted by: Louise

And while the hapless Captain bumbled from whales to cunning jelly fish and puzzled over the strange deafness that engulfed him, the beautiful whiteboard marker ship was being defaced by dim witted suggy bummed chavs.
Submitted by: Susan

The Captain stopped and looked up as a wide grin slowly spread across his face. Just then, he started jumping and skipping around happily, like a child that had just received a brilliant new toy.
Submitted by: Zara

It was a difficult but fulfilling life at sea – long sun-drenched days crossing seemingly endless stretches of ocean. Sailors could often lose their minds like that and it was the Captain's job to prevent that.
Submitted by: Kenneth

But unfortunately, the captain had sold his mind on ebay. Because of this, he loved to wear ballet shoes, which he thought were immensely cool. Just then, he glimpsed a familiar ship; the Granny Racer!
Submitted by: Eliza

He would organise the first Yachtie Olympics (Logo: Yo Ho Ho) and increase his Piratical standing Galaxy wide.  Jolly Roger waving and whale-baiting, with a soupcon of enemy-craft boarding and cutlass clashing contests.
Submitted by: Jolly Roger

WINNING ENTRY:
The captain would normally have been able to keep his crew under control, if it weren’t for the rather eccentric cannibal rabbitthat had challenged him to an extremely difficult and emotional game of TIC-TOE!!!
Submitted by: Lorraine

Occasionally a crew member would flip out completely and they had to be thrown overboard. Some made it to land and colonised places like Australia and New Zealand. Their descendants can still be seen there
Submitted by: Neil

Completely out of the blue, Captain C-C bellowed “Avast me hearties.” This stereotypical pirate outpouring was directed at no one in particular,   however all unexpectedly jumped to attention. “enough messing about ! set sail  for……”
Submitted by: Alison

He must have lost his own mind in the process. Cunning jellyfish and defacing chavs couldn’t be real, could they? He looked down at his once beautiful boat, and read ‘JazLuvzSami4eva’. Yup, it was real.
Submitted by: Katie    

With a snort, the Captain awoke, his nightmare receding. He was alone, resting against the frame of his rowing machine, and panting to himself.
Another wasted morning, and still no reduction in his immense belly.
Submitted by: Peter

He wonders on the events that brought him here, the escape from exile, the pendant with the sliver of map fragment, the small child and the capsule released from the jaws of the fire kraken.
Submitted by: Manfai

He suddenly remembered the strange mushrooms his wife Pretty Polly had served up for him last night. It had been a fatal mistake to tell her of his treasure buried on the island of Sheppey.
Submitted by: Kim



THE FINALE:

He quickly grabbed his clothes and through them on. He swayed side to side trying to keep his balance. ‘BANG BANG’ He swung his head round only to see…
Submitted by: Hope

Gloomily, he faced Polly, her good eye squinting against the burning Sheppey sun, sweat running down her muscular tattooed forearms as she nibbled on a weevil from a ship’s biscuit in a horribly coquettish manner.
Submitted by: Caroline

Alas
Unable
To
Ignore
Sharing
Mushrooms

And
Unable
To
Ignore
Showing
Maps

The Terrible Reality Entirely Enveloped Him Outwardly Unnerving Senses and Emotions.
Then Rigidity Engulfed Entrapping Him Obdurate Until Sleep Ensued.
Submitted by: Kate

Not least because he’d made it up. He felt bad about it, but these mail-order Russian brides were a tough audience, and she’d been thoroughly unimpressed by the dull truth about his piratical career.
Submitted by: Rachel

Ironically the island of Sheppey was located in the sky. So the captain took his crew into his hot air balloon to reach the purple grassed, yellow water, island where thee cats and dogs talk.
Submitted by: Jack

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