Dear Bond

As your housemaster, I feel some duty to ensure that your return to Eton will cause less disruption to school life than your first stint here was.   First, I must tell you that there have been some changes in the house since you left.  Since the so-called danger society, which I have no doubt that you were somehow at the bottom of, was discovered and disbanded, this house has been altogether more orderly.  The expulsion of that troublemaker Mandeville, too, has put a stop to all the nonsense that you and your hangers-on perpetrated.  I like to think that without so many boys around to egg you on, you won’t be so eager to pull off any ridiculous stunts, especially with the new team of prefects keeping a tight rein on things.  Yes, this house is very different now. 
I enclose some books and work for you to complete for your return – gallivanting off to South America is no excuse for letting your mind or body become slack.  I shall be testing you on both your fitness and mathematical skills upon your return to Eton.

Yours truly,

Codrose