First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out tobuy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her toget one that didn’t say “diary” on it.
Usually, if you mess up in front of Dad, he just throws whatever he's got in his hands at you...
Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face it's a sign of low intelligence?